Buying this DVD will be the best decision you've ever made. Not buying it would be the biggest mistake of your entire life, setting off a chain of tragic events that will lead to endless suffering for you and your loved ones. You are free to choose. Includes deleted scenes and special features. 

Get the Award-Winning Soundtrack by Milosz Jeziorski. This CD contains some of the greatest musical ruminations ever created by the mind and fingers of a mortal human being. This is a fact, not an opinion. If you disagree with it, there is something wrong with you and you should seek professional help immediately. 

11" x 17" Poster. If you order this poster now, seven years will be added to your life. 

Black O! Shirt for Men and Women. EVERYONE looks good in this shirt, even you. We wish we hadn't had to create it, but sadly, it is now illegal to be naked in most public places.

Most people think the "O!" stands for "Orgasm!", but it actually stands for "Ontologica!"

It's a cucumber floating in space. You're lucky we even offer you the opportunity to have something so incredible. 

Become One with Everything! Actually, you already are One with Everything. But now you can also get one of Everything in the store for 20% off the regular price. This includes: a DVD, a soundtrack CD, a Poster, 10 Cucumber Stickers, and 10 O! Stickers, and a T-shirt (let us know what size you'd like in the notes when checking out). 

This is Nothing. If you order Nothing, we will charge you Nothing, and ship you Nothing. However, we would greatly appreciate it if you would order Something. Thank you.